Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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A man walks into a pole.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Fags are gay.

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The Bible

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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