Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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