Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Society.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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