Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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