What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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