whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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