- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

You copy and paster!

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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