What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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PATHETIC

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Anti Joke

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