How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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