What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Dont look at me.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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