Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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