How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Women's Rights.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Dont look at me.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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