Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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what sucks? things that suck

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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call of duty world at war

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Men's Rights

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