What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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what sucks? things that suck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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