From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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