whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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PATHETIC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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You

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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