roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Har har hey

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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