A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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George Bush.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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