iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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