A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Where is my tractor?

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Ted Haggard.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Anti Joke

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