- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

Whats white and all over my room? paint

So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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