Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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How are you this morning?

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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