What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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if you read this you are gay

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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