if you read this you are gay

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Ted Haggard.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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???????????? WTF?

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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