Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Sarah Palin

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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