why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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pubic lice.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Got milk? No.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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