- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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