Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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whats forever alone me

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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