- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

am i invited to party? no

what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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