what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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A seal walks into a club...

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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whats forever alone me

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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im gay because im gay

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