Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Womens rights

Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

Women's rights.

Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

Hello, nice to meet you.

Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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