the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

your moms fat. she's ugly too.

Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

Dylan Eichas

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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