Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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What?

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Caitlyn.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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