- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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