4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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smug face >:}

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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this site is funny.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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