Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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LIKE THIS!

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SNAPPLE!

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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