What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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call of duty world at war

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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