Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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