If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Get in the car.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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