- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

How do you call a black man? By his first name.

What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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