Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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I'm hungry.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Anti Joke

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