What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Yo mama is so fat!

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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