Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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