- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

A woman's opinion

Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

Test

What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

Who has the biggest cock A rooster

What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

What is 6 plus 9? 15.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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