Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Apple.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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