Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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666

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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banana

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hey

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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