What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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obamas trench

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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