whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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yeah..

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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lol

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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