How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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