finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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