Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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The 80's

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Anti Joke

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