William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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