- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

matt shut up

Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

Flop dog

Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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