I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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