How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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ObamaCare

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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