What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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