What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Anti Joke

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