Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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