What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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matt shut up

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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