- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

Flop dog

ObamaCare

Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

British Dentistry

"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

knock knock whos there not me

A seal walks into a club.

What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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