Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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